#  Hemingway on the NCAA’s Best →

March 21st, 2008 | In Worth Distraction 
Something of a sequel to Teams We Hate, John Frank Weaver imagines for McSweeney’s what Hemingway would have to say about the NCAA Tournament. North Carolina Tar Heels Roy Williams is soft. His hands look manicured. They have never pulled tobacco from the dirt. He has never gutted a fish fresh from the sea. Soldiers
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