Good Financial News #
March 22nd, 2008 | In Worth Distraction
No we didn’t stave off a recession, but The Onion does financial news right:
Successfully adding yet another infuriating block of text to an already indecipherable paragraph, some investors said they hoped to stave off bankruptcy for Bear Stearns, which, during last year’s impossible-to-write-about mortgage crisis, saw its value depreciate almost as quickly as readers’ interest in this story.