Stop Worrying #
July 29th, 2008 | In Worth Considering
Ten things the New York Times think you’re worrying about, but shouldn’t be:
- Killer hot dogs.
- Planet-destroying A/C. (This is only vehicular.)
- The carbon footprint of exotic fruits.
- Cellphones giving you brain cancer.
- Evil plastic bags.
- Bisphenol-A.
- Killer sharks!
- Declining Arctic Ice. (With this caveat: “You can still fret about long-term trends in the Arctic.”)
- The unverse’s missing mass. (This boys and girls, is what is known as padding.)
- Unmarked wormholes. (This boys and girls, is what is known as padding.)