#  An Awesome Book! →

January 4th, 2009 | In Worth Distraction 

Dallas Clayton — whose URL appears to have been eaten — made a fun picture book.

And from the MeFi post’s comments, one of the author’s poems, “Resolutions: Part I”:

-Attend hypnotism school
-Learn to hypnotize people
-Hypnotize teacher into giving me back the money I paid to learn to hypnotize
-Use hypnotism to trick people into thinking they are factory workers
-Buy factory (extra money left over from saving on hypnotism school + bad economy)
-Think of something to make
-Make it (Pick something easy)
-Use hypnotized factory workers to help with assembly, shipping, heavy lifting, etc.

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